So this last weekend we decided to see the sights outside London. Erin's been wanting to check out the Cotswolds, and in addition, we worked in a few side trips as we ventured out of the concrete jungle. We rented a Nissan Note (automatic, of course) at Heathrow on Saturday morning and headed out.
When I first got behind the wheel, I was a little nervous...
But after getting on to the motorway for a while I was good to go.

We stopped get fill up at one of the service stations on the M4 and as a reward I got myself a Yorkie bar.

These things are especially cool because of the wrapper, which specifies the gender the bar is intended for:
IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!
Erin wanted some. I agreed to give her a few bites, rationalizing that it would ultimately be going to our son.
For all you British "The Office" fans out there, on the way out of town we decided to stop by and see how David, Dawn, Tim, Gareth and the rest of the crowd at Wernam Hogg were getting on...
Then we decided to stop by and see Neil and company at the Swindon branch...
And finally, we made it to the Cotswolds (region details here). We ended up seeing half a dozen or so towns, but our favorites were Upper and Lower Slaughter, a pair of towns connected by a small stream. They were picture-perfect. I think they even won the cutest town in England award. We've tried to capture some of their charm here.
Erin bought a white, flowery umbrella that she's named 'Umby.' I'm not exactly sure how I ended up with Umby in this picture, but I would like to say I don't usually prance around in small English towns with girly umbrellas.

We loved this church in Lower Slaughter. The cemetary in front was pretty cool, too.

It was kind of rainy that day, but it made for some cool, misty, cloudy shots.
This is me and the town sign. For being the prettiest town in England, I'll admit the name doesn't quite match. The best thing about this town is that there were hardly any crowds, unlike some of the other Cotswold towns we drove through like Chipping Norton and Moreton-on-Marsh which were crawling with buses and picture-snapping tourists.

Here's a shot of Upper Slaughter Manor, which Erin loved and which we will be building a replica of if we ever build a house. It was amazing, but we couldn't get too close.
The gate to Upper Slaughter Manor kept us (the unwashed masses) out. We tried to raise a mob in the adjoining town to storm the mansion and bring down the nobles inside, but no one wanted to come along. Also, I looked for pitchforks and torches but to no avail. Maybe next time.
We ended up in Guiting Power around dinner and stopped by The Hollow Bottom for some supper. I had chicken with grilled goat cheese, and Erin had a proper English meal of cold ham, fried eggs, and chips. Mmmmmm.
Here's a shot of the countryside on our drive. The drivers here were crazy; we took our lives into our hands stopping on the side of the road to get this shot.
Saturday night we stayed in the town of Ettington, just a few miles down the road from Stratford-upon-Avon. This is me standing outside the reception building.
Sunday morning we tried to find the Evesham Branch, which, according to the church website, met at this high school in Evesham, founded sometime in the 17th century. We didn't find anyone except the janitors.
We now have two branches that we've tried to find (Lagos and this one) that no longer meet at the location listed on the website. I think we need to let the webmaster know...
'Where are the Mormons?!...'
After crashing and burning on attempting to go to church, we spent the rest of the morning driving around a few more towns and working our way to Oxford. Here were are in Bourton-on-the-Hill. This is our trusty steed, the Nissan Note. This thing got 55 mpg & the most killer electric blue paint I've ever seen. I need one of these back home...
All the towns were beautiful, but this one was on the hill overlooking the countryside.

We originally planned to head to Oxford on the drive back to London, but saw signs for
Blenheim Palace (it was on the way) and decided to make a detour to check it out. Winston Churchill was born here and today it's a UNESCO world heritage site.
You can't take pics inside the palace, but here are some shots of the outside. We toured the main palace and then took a special tour of the private living quarters of the Duke of Marlborough.

We're currently on the 11th Duke; the first Duke was given the palace by Queen Anne as a reward for beating the French at the Battle of Blenheim in the early 17th century.

Finally, we made it to Oxford. It's a cool town and was definitely hopping that Sunday afternoon. We had
Cornish pasties for lunch and took the long way to
Christ Church, which is what Erin REALLY wanted to see (more on that below).

This is the view toward Christ Church--the tower is part of the grounds. I am looking especially hardcore in this picture.

The Oxford grounds are quite stunning, and the list of names of people who studied here is simply amazing. As a result, we added Oxford to the list of colleges we will pay for our kids to attend (BYU, U of Chicago, and now Oxford).


Here's entry to the Great Hall at Christ Church, the real reason we came to Oxford...

Harry Potter fans might remember this staircase from the first movie...

The Christ Church Great Hall inspired the Hogwart's great hall in the movies, and is where the students still eat their meals everyday. The menu looked delicious...

All in all, it was a great trip and I kept thinking how lucky my friends JT and Mejkin were for living in this area. The sights were beautiful, the food was fresh, and the experience unforgettable. The Cotswolds truly are in the
Heart of England.